Post by somechick on Jul 1, 2009 7:36:58 GMT -5
PASSAGE 1/ BOOK A
DEAR DIARY,
So listen to my heart, lay your body close to mine.
Let me fill you with my dreams, I can make you feel all right.
And baby through the years, gonna love you more each day, so I promise you tonight that you will always be the lady in my life.
Lay back in my tenderness, let's make this a night we won't forget. Girl, I need your sweet carress. I reach out to a fantasy, too hot in the beat of ecstacy, come to me, girl. And I will keep you warm through the shadows of the night. Let me touch you with my love, I can make you feel so right. And baby through the years even when we're old and gray, I will love you more each day 'cause you will always be the lady in my life.
Stay with me...
- Michael Jackson, Lady in My Life
If I lose my virginity, it's gonna be to this song, seriously. His voice is to die for. In fact, for some odd reason he sounds a lot like Powerline. Think they're related?
Anywho, this passage will not be about my sex life - if I even have one. It's gonna be about the voices of people I've had the pleasure of meeting. Now, you might have never heard my baby sister's voice...but gosh, her voice is like a thousand angels. Sadly, I only hear her sing when she's in the shower or something. Lilo doesn't like it when I ask her to sing for me. She'd rather practice voodoo than flaunt her beautiful singing talent. Sigh. Lilo's somethin', huh? :3
Esmeralda has a beautiful voice as well. It's amazing what this girl can do! First of all, she's gorgeous. Second of all, she can dance in such a way that men fly off their feet like an army of domino pieces. And, last, but not least: she's got a body of a Godess. She carries her voice like a seraphim. I envy her soo much.
Quasimodo's voice is incredible. I think I've heard him sing a couple of times. He doesn't realize I sometimes visit him in the middle of the night, just to check on him. What with the lolos that wander around. I worry for him, yah know? But I mostly go to hear him. He really is beautiful...and his voice is a lady-killer. Mmm...
Pocahontas. She's the first person I met before getting aqquainted with in this world, actually. Her voice is so passionate, strong, and just awe-inspiring. Her voice, like Quasimodo, is filled with hope and optimism. I wish I could sing and ride a canoe like that...I mean, I know how to utilize canoes, but I don't think my voice is pretty enough. -insert groan of despair here-
Hades. Wow, I mean, wow! He...he can certainly carry a tune, right? Oh come on now, I'm trying to be positive. -Plays his song on Youtube; her coffee mug trembles and explodes- OH, NO! MY MUG! D: Who convinced the lolo to upload his own clip?! AND ON YOUTUBE?! I don't know how Hades learned to use the internet...isn't he some guy that's like centuries old or something? No wonder Hades never talks about this clip. But, hey, he's been through worse. Like that time he dressed up as Mickey Mouse...oh, God - I mean, OH, GOLLY! Gee wiz. ;3
Clopin. If only he had the exact same grace in dealing with me than he has in singing. When he sings, I forget what a creep he is and find myself in some sort of trance (no, I'm not talking about Christine's dumb look when Erik sings to her. She's a giant bimbo..). Maybe if he didn't talk...and he just sang...I'd marry him. I admit that his voice is flawless, the best really. Even though he sounds like he's on the helium when he talks. "YOU CAN SOON BE CALLED YER HIGHNESS!" <--- Helium alert, but a PERFECT helium pitch nevertheless. Kudos to the crazy gypsy...he has the best voice ever. And I'll bet if he ever reads this..he'll flaunt. -_- He'll just FLAUNT his lovely voice and rub it in my face whilst doing the Hula in my Hula skirt.
Prince Ferdinand's voice is delicate, deep, so soothing.
PASSAGE 2/ BOOK A
You know what's weird? Living with a bunch of aliens and serving them toast every morning before heading off to work like it's a normal thing, a routine of some kind - sort - whatever. Except now I can't even watch Ripley's Beleive It Or Not without scoffing. Really, if he wants something unbelievable, he should come to my house for some lemonade.
He'll get a nice warm welcome from my cross-dressing 'Auntie' Pleakley - even witness his geisha wig hair-thing, too. Hah, hair that'd make the Matchmaker jealous. Oh please, you know Pleakley's hips don't lie, unlike that Asian puffball. Ugh, she has hips that do lie. She's - she's cranky! And that hag called me fat, nearly crushed my little sister into a pancake, and said my nose was huge. Honestly, who stuck a stick up her butt and claimed that she was the most flawless woman to ever roam the earth? Anyways, enough bashing of the Wicked Bi - Witch of the West - I was talking about Ripley's, wasn't I?
Well, yeah, I'm just rambling again about the ever-present weirdness in the house. I mean, am I the only one who's normal around here?
Oh! Gah! Daryl's (Powerline) here! He's throwing rocks at my window. I'll bet he got me some of those peanut butter smothered apples with chocolate roaches plastered onto the PB spreading! Ooo! Hope he added the sour-sweet guts in there too. He probably mixed the Pepsi and Sunkist with the Sprite as well...my favorite blend, mmm!
...What? Never tried apple PB-smothered, choco-roaches, and sour guts before? Ok, fine, how about the Pepsi, Sunkist, Sprite blend? Don't give me that look.
Well, if Daryl wasn't a dog, I would so date him. <--- This is between you and me, diary. But...that's just...wrong. Hey, I'll get back to you, I think Daryl and Stitch are fighting again.
DEAR DIARY,
So listen to my heart, lay your body close to mine.
Let me fill you with my dreams, I can make you feel all right.
And baby through the years, gonna love you more each day, so I promise you tonight that you will always be the lady in my life.
Lay back in my tenderness, let's make this a night we won't forget. Girl, I need your sweet carress. I reach out to a fantasy, too hot in the beat of ecstacy, come to me, girl. And I will keep you warm through the shadows of the night. Let me touch you with my love, I can make you feel so right. And baby through the years even when we're old and gray, I will love you more each day 'cause you will always be the lady in my life.
Stay with me...
- Michael Jackson, Lady in My Life
If I lose my virginity, it's gonna be to this song, seriously. His voice is to die for. In fact, for some odd reason he sounds a lot like Powerline. Think they're related?
Anywho, this passage will not be about my sex life - if I even have one. It's gonna be about the voices of people I've had the pleasure of meeting. Now, you might have never heard my baby sister's voice...but gosh, her voice is like a thousand angels. Sadly, I only hear her sing when she's in the shower or something. Lilo doesn't like it when I ask her to sing for me. She'd rather practice voodoo than flaunt her beautiful singing talent. Sigh. Lilo's somethin', huh? :3
Esmeralda has a beautiful voice as well. It's amazing what this girl can do! First of all, she's gorgeous. Second of all, she can dance in such a way that men fly off their feet like an army of domino pieces. And, last, but not least: she's got a body of a Godess. She carries her voice like a seraphim. I envy her soo much.
Quasimodo's voice is incredible. I think I've heard him sing a couple of times. He doesn't realize I sometimes visit him in the middle of the night, just to check on him. What with the lolos that wander around. I worry for him, yah know? But I mostly go to hear him. He really is beautiful...and his voice is a lady-killer. Mmm...
Pocahontas. She's the first person I met before getting aqquainted with in this world, actually. Her voice is so passionate, strong, and just awe-inspiring. Her voice, like Quasimodo, is filled with hope and optimism. I wish I could sing and ride a canoe like that...I mean, I know how to utilize canoes, but I don't think my voice is pretty enough. -insert groan of despair here-
Hades. Wow, I mean, wow! He...he can certainly carry a tune, right? Oh come on now, I'm trying to be positive. -Plays his song on Youtube; her coffee mug trembles and explodes- OH, NO! MY MUG! D: Who convinced the lolo to upload his own clip?! AND ON YOUTUBE?! I don't know how Hades learned to use the internet...isn't he some guy that's like centuries old or something? No wonder Hades never talks about this clip. But, hey, he's been through worse. Like that time he dressed up as Mickey Mouse...oh, God - I mean, OH, GOLLY! Gee wiz. ;3
Clopin. If only he had the exact same grace in dealing with me than he has in singing. When he sings, I forget what a creep he is and find myself in some sort of trance (no, I'm not talking about Christine's dumb look when Erik sings to her. She's a giant bimbo..). Maybe if he didn't talk...and he just sang...I'd marry him. I admit that his voice is flawless, the best really. Even though he sounds like he's on the helium when he talks. "YOU CAN SOON BE CALLED YER HIGHNESS!" <--- Helium alert, but a PERFECT helium pitch nevertheless. Kudos to the crazy gypsy...he has the best voice ever. And I'll bet if he ever reads this..he'll flaunt. -_- He'll just FLAUNT his lovely voice and rub it in my face whilst doing the Hula in my Hula skirt.
Prince Ferdinand's voice is delicate, deep, so soothing.
PASSAGE 2/ BOOK A
You know what's weird? Living with a bunch of aliens and serving them toast every morning before heading off to work like it's a normal thing, a routine of some kind - sort - whatever. Except now I can't even watch Ripley's Beleive It Or Not without scoffing. Really, if he wants something unbelievable, he should come to my house for some lemonade.
He'll get a nice warm welcome from my cross-dressing 'Auntie' Pleakley - even witness his geisha wig hair-thing, too. Hah, hair that'd make the Matchmaker jealous. Oh please, you know Pleakley's hips don't lie, unlike that Asian puffball. Ugh, she has hips that do lie. She's - she's cranky! And that hag called me fat, nearly crushed my little sister into a pancake, and said my nose was huge. Honestly, who stuck a stick up her butt and claimed that she was the most flawless woman to ever roam the earth? Anyways, enough bashing of the Wicked Bi - Witch of the West - I was talking about Ripley's, wasn't I?
Well, yeah, I'm just rambling again about the ever-present weirdness in the house. I mean, am I the only one who's normal around here?
Oh! Gah! Daryl's (Powerline) here! He's throwing rocks at my window. I'll bet he got me some of those peanut butter smothered apples with chocolate roaches plastered onto the PB spreading! Ooo! Hope he added the sour-sweet guts in there too. He probably mixed the Pepsi and Sunkist with the Sprite as well...my favorite blend, mmm!
...What? Never tried apple PB-smothered, choco-roaches, and sour guts before? Ok, fine, how about the Pepsi, Sunkist, Sprite blend? Don't give me that look.
Well, if Daryl wasn't a dog, I would so date him. <--- This is between you and me, diary. But...that's just...wrong. Hey, I'll get back to you, I think Daryl and Stitch are fighting again.
