Hamm [WIP]

[Hamm]

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Hamm

Movie Character Appears In

Toy Story 1-3

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What is your character's history? Are they a hero, or a villain, a sidekick or guardian? What has happened to them in their lives to make them the way they are today?

Hamm the Piggy Bank was manufactured to be exactly what his name suggests - a piggy bank, designed for holding spare change. What Hamm's unknown toy manufacturer's didn't know is that he would be a large addition to Andy's toy box. From the day he was brought home from the department store, Hamm became pals with the rest of Andy's crew: Sheriff Woody, Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Slinky, and eventually Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.

Not soon after he was purchased, Hamm's stopper went missing, and was replaced by a cork. The cork is very prone to falling out, much to the pig's embarrassment ("Okay, nobody look until I get my cork back in!"). Though Woody and Buzz were Andy's central players in his games, Hamm became a star is his own right: playing the important part of Evil Dr. Pork Chop ("That's Mister Evil Dr. Pork Chop to you!"), the dastardly mastermind who [for no apparent reason other than simply being evil] will stop at nothing to foil the escapades of Sheriff Woody, his trusty steed Bullseye, Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl, and Buzz Lightyear.

Describe your character's personality. What are their strengths and weaknesses, what are their passions? What qualities do they have that are good or bad?

Hamm is loyal to all of his friends, and is a toy who would sacrifice himself for one of his own. Of course, he isn't above being sarcastic, which he speaks rather fluently. Hamm is the tech-savvy toy of the bunch, who interestingly knows a lot about things like car mileage, child safety locks, and even the postal service. Though what Hamm knows about human technology, he lacks in art history: Mr. Potato Head's Picasso joke went right over his head.

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Give us a small sample of how you will play your character. Please don't copy a scene from their movie, and give us at least three paragraphs.

Another game, another day as Evil Dr. Pork Chop. What was he doing today? Oh, right. Trying to stop Sheriff Woody from rebuilding the old town schoolhouse. I never understand this guy's motivation, Hamm thought.

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Why this character? What draws you to them, what makes you want to play them? Do you have anything in common with them?
I think Hamm is underrated. He's actually one of my favorites from the Toy Story movies. And HELLO! It's John Ratzenberger! That's why Hamm is made of win.

What would you like your custom title to be? This can be anything you like in reference to your character and will appear under your name.
Evil Dr. Pork Chop

Who else do you play here?
Jane, Milo, Cale, Charlotte.

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