Favorite Quotes from Disney Uncut

[~Elisa Maza~]

So Maci just told Warren despite the number of people she's.... been with, she's never been pregnant. This is Warren's theory:

"Maybe you're sterile?" he offered, shrugging as he turned his face from the pillow.

I had to clean up the water I had been drinking... Thanks, Loki.

[Macaria]

Maci: I hate you.

[foxiliscious]

Vixey: He cheats on me behind my back a lot. Sometimes five times a day! With bitches. He stuffs them in a pillowcase... ... don't ask me how I know this, it's a long story. XPPP

ILUFFUVIX! XDDDD

[kimmiecub]

Dec 23, 2009 1:09:24 GMT -5 @bigbrother said:

Gaston apologized in a way that only he could.

"Excuse me Miss, I hope I didn't hurt you with my large muscles."

*hugs Gaston*

[Disney]

Two of my favorite quotes from a thread called Burn The Witches, starring Jack Sparrow, James Norrington, Will Turner, Mr. Gibbs, Lord Cutler Beckett and Elietta.

Norrington *To Elietta*:
"That's the best you can do? Oh how I sympathize for you. Oh wait, no I don't."

I had to clean my monitor for water after reading this. XDD

Later in the same thread, Mr. Gibbs have a flashback from being arrested by British soldiers.

An army of a hundred men surround Gibbs. “What is the meaning of this?” He asked, not knowing who was in charge. Like the Red Sea, the army opened in the middle and out came a ‘powder cake’. He was unfamiliar to him, a powder wig sat stern upon his head. “Is Norrington on vacation?” He joked.

I can already imagine the stares from my co-workers, when I arrive at work today, incapable of stopping myself from snickering. Love you, Stace and Andrew! *Huggles*

[ron]

LMFAO! I'm sorry but this was brilliant!

Convo in the C-Box in regard to Goliaths....appendage size...

Nani as Clopin: Mon Dieu, I am a mere pea! ;_;

[bernie]

I still say Elisa's lucky. XP

[~Elisa Maza~]

Elisa: IS THIS KEEPING GOLIATH'S SIZE OFF THE TABLE?!

[Judge Claude Frollo]

There's as Reason he's called Goliath *wicked grin*

[Goliath]

Who knew I played such well-endowed characters.

[~Angela~]

Elisa/Angela: *facepalm*

[Hercules & Phil]

"I remember one year when your mother and I were dating I forgot Valentine’s Day, she made a chocolate model of the human heart and we ate through the aorta together as we watched Romeo and Juliet in her dorm!” -- Skippy's Dr. Possible.

I laughed so hard!