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Post by gypsyking on Apr 28, 2009 11:21:02 GMT -5
HAHAHAHHAHHA i love you Miggy  |
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Post by Disney on May 10, 2009 18:12:26 GMT -5
From the thread Bella Notte, when Kovu sees Jessica's sport's car for the first time: [[*Begins to drool* I want it!!!!!]] Kovu was glad that Jessica was accepting of his scar. He giggled a little as she kissed it. As they moved through the restaurant to the car, Kovu saw how much attention Jessica was getting from the men in the restaurant. It was a time when he wished he was human, so he could show that Jessica was off the market. He glared at a particularly interested man, giving him a warning growl. When Jessica showed him the car, Kovu was shocked. As he inspected the driver's area, he saw that it was easier to talk about driving than actually doing it. "Uh, on second thought," he told Jessica. "Maybe I should watch you drive first." ;D ;D ;D I LOVE YOU, KOVU XDDDDD |
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Post by Hercules & Phil on May 11, 2009 3:11:02 GMT -5
"Maleficent, of course, was just as shy as a nudist on a sunny beach in the summer."
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Post by EILONWY ---* on May 19, 2009 16:32:00 GMT -5
I figure either they'll competitively rip each other to pieces or join forces to cover the Earth in an everlasting spring coat...y'know, world domination through flowers. Persephone: MWAHAHAHA. the idea of world domination via plants amuses me greatly... |
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Post by coachman on May 19, 2009 17:51:21 GMT -5
Jacob made a combination of Briar Rose and Rosanne Barr: Briar Roseanne. It was quite funny.
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Post by Quasimodo on May 24, 2009 18:50:26 GMT -5
And:
Who is the parent again XDD i must admit i`m getting confused here. ;D
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Post by rainspirit on May 29, 2009 6:42:33 GMT -5
Tecnically a double post, but Donkey just slay me..
He`s now the lord of nudeness..
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Post by rabbit on Jun 2, 2009 9:16:50 GMT -5
"Why don'cha min' yo own bizness, ol' man, o' get meh a drink o' somethang?" he snarled cantankerously. "I didn' come heah fo' you ta jus' watch meh like a senile hawk and not do anehthang! C'mon, get meh a real whiskeh o' I won' tip yo hide, no I, sho' won'! Chop chop, make wit da waitin' on meh! Dis wine ain't cuttin' out, it sho ain't!" With a fast swipe of his paw, he knocked the bottle over aggressively like a child who wouldn't eat his veggies. [/color] (Foxy's a bish. XPP)[/quote] OH NO YOU DIN'T! XD FOXY DISSED DAH MOST POWAHFUL MAN IN PARIS! XD PRAISE FOXEH! |
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Post by jiminy on Jun 2, 2009 9:21:02 GMT -5
"Have ya evah kissed a girl...?" the fox chimed in, smirking. "And liked it?" (XPPP) xD Just the fact he asked the Mistress of all Evil this question after Nani asked if she's bedded anyone made me LAUGH! XD LOL! Foxy, run! She's gonna burn yo butt to the ground! XD -Nani is seen running away from Mal with Foxy in her arms...in....a basket...XD with his big butt sticking out of it- |
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Post by susan on Jun 2, 2009 14:19:52 GMT -5
"Yes it truly is which side you choose to show thank you Susan, you truly are more beautiful then the sun that sets in the sky." He smiled right before his hand went below her chin and gently pushed her to face him where he leaned down and planted a soft passionate kiss upon her lips. I fell over laughing at that last part. I didn't expect it at all! *squishes Aladdin with hugs* You rocketh. |
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Post by Hades on Jun 8, 2009 20:02:20 GMT -5
That blue God thing and his pet Pink fluffball were oblivious as to how important she was! About Hades and Persephone. ROTFL. Persephone: ".....FLUFFBALL?!" ;D ;D |
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Post by marina on Jul 7, 2009 6:28:18 GMT -5
The lioness forced another smile. Yes dear. It's lovely. She said, silently thanking the Lord when Kovu lifted the brat away. Her face settled for it's neutral position, glad the attention was now off her. Guests and other members of Esmeralda's family began to arrive, and she sat up, curling her tail around her neatly. Aslan arrived and she smiled at him, only this time it was natural. But she didn't interfere, several people had gathered around him and she didn't want to be a gooseberry.
A small rabbit had sprung into her midst. Zira decided to look faintly surprised, although he did look like a tasty meal. Stay NICE! She mentally shook herself. Oh God, the irritating child was back. Well, less irritating than the mother. Zira smiled again. Of course, I'm a er...vegetarian. She said nodding and smiling, though inside she was screaming. AHAHAHAHAH!!! I love you Zira! <333 ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by elietta on Jul 10, 2009 13:26:49 GMT -5
This post made me DIE from laughter. XDDD Love you Goofy! *huggles* "Hurry up, will you? I mean, it isn't like we don't have a Wedding to get to!" Goofy stared at his passenger with a confused look. "Hyuck! But I thought you said we DID have a Wedding to go to!" "Yes I did but if you don't hurry up, we will even miss the FUNERAL!" "But I thought you said-" "I DID! JUST SPEED UP! PLEASE" Hitching a ride to the Wedding of Esmeralda and Kovu was big mistake. First off, Timon should've realized who the heck it was who stopped in the middle of the road to pick him up. Second off, NO ONE pumps gas with a water hose! Timon didn't even need to mention the Third off it because was bad enough that there was One! "So," Goofy was saying as he sped through a Red light, "How do you know this Kovu guy?" The meerkat launched a very long explanation of how his pal Simba's Daughter Kiara and him used to be an item. when he got done, Goofy turned around. "HYUCK! I actually think we-" CRASH "-made it." "Nice. Now where are we?" Timon got out of the Jalopy that just crashed into a wall and dusted himself off. "Hyuck! Let's see." Goofy pulled out a Map. "I think we are about Five Minutes away." Timon turned red and was about to yell until he thought about saving it until after they got there. If they did. After what seemed like a very very long five Minutes, Goofy and Timon came sprawling up to the door hoping someone would hear them. "HELLO! ANYONE -pant- HOME?" |
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Post by Disney on Jul 10, 2009 14:06:10 GMT -5
AHAHHAHAHAH!!! Jacob KILLED me with these posts XDDD Love you Jacob! <333 (OOC: I'm going to play Zephyr and Ferdinand both in this post, seeing as I'm too lazy to switch accounts and I play them both. <3) (IC:) Yes, Zephyr was hiding in the attic. He was sure Elietta had ratted him out (The little monster!), so he'd climbed into an empty trunk and closed the lid, only opening it enough so that he didn't suffocate. He kept quiet as death as he heard heavy footsteps ascending the stairs, then heard the door open and his father calling out for him. Sure, Zephyr was glad his parents were getting back together, but he wasn't going to stand there and watch all the mushy and gushy stuff that would ensue. The boy didn't care what it was. And not only that, but he sure as heck wasn't going to take a bath, either! Soon enough, the footsteps left, and he waited a little longer before all was silent. Seeing that he was in the clear, Zephyr opened the trunk and jumped out, a triumphant smile on his face. "Hah! I knew I was good."[/color] he remarked with pride. Creeping slowly to the door, Zephyr opened it and looked down the stairs. Seeing no one there, he tiptoed down them. At the bottom, he saw the front door not far ahead. Just get out without anyone noticing, and he was free! Well, for a little while at least...
A horsedrawn carriage pulled up in front of the house, and out of it stepped the young Prince Ferdinand. Cradled in one arm were two ornate boxes, gifts for the bride and groom. He was dressed in his very best attire, too. With a free hand, Ferdinand waved goodbye to the driver. The driver then tugged on the reins and headed off back to the Prince's castle. Ferdinand wasn't sure how early or late he was, but the carriage had gotten stuck in the mud along the way (Curse the Middle Ages!). With a gentle smile, the boy walked up to the door and knocked. He knew it wasn't polite to come in unnanounced, even if he was an invited guest. It delighted him that Esmeralda had accepted his offer to have the afterparty at his castle. After all, it was the least he could do after she'd helped him find a way around Maleficent's dare. The Prince now considered the gypsy one of his dearest friends, and would do anything she asked of him.[/quote] |
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Post by Quasimodo on Sept 17, 2009 11:44:04 GMT -5
How is it you always manage to slay me, Esme?
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