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Post by edmundpevensie on Dec 3, 2009 22:33:49 GMT -5
So I made this up, Eilo inspired it but yeah. So I decided to make it into a game. So this is the objective of the game. Try to think of if your character were to have a telephone answering machine message! Can't wait to see what you people come up with!
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Post by vidia on Dec 4, 2009 9:02:41 GMT -5
Hey sweetie, this is Vidia. I'm ignoring your call at the moment so please hang up after the tone.
*Beep*
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Post by somechick on Dec 4, 2009 9:41:37 GMT -5
Aloha, you've reached Nani! You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message."
That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. Uh, I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me.
Pleakley, what did you do? THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE----*BLEEEEP*
*Beep*
or
Aloha, you've reached the Pelekai residence. Can't come to the phone right now because I've probably been kidnapped by aliens and replaced by one of Jumba's android duplicates. You could leave your name and number at the tone, but I wouldn't -- you might be next! Crud, wait, stop! GUYS! HELP! -phone shakes-
*Beep*
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Post by Warren Peace on Dec 4, 2009 11:55:38 GMT -5
Warren's house phone:
Hello, you've reached the Peace residence. Please leave a message after the beep. And if you're just gonna scream some ranting crap about my dad 'cuz you're pissed or whatever, I'd like to remind you about this thing named 'Caller ID'. I also encourage you to GET A FRICKIN' LIFE.
*beeep*
Warren's cell:
Hey, you've reached Warren. Leave a message, unless you're Zach. Stop spamming my voicemail, Day-Glo, I don't CARE about what your pet hamster did last night.
*beeep*
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Post by lingybear19 on Dec 4, 2009 12:13:59 GMT -5
Ling's...phone?: *muffled* Whah--? What do I do with this thing again? Huh? Ah, all right.
Um...helluuuuuuu?
Buh? Well, how was I supposed to know the friggin thing was upside down? What? Oh really? Really, punk?! You wanna dance?! You, me...outside, I'll whip your motherf--! *random dirteh swears in Chinese*
...this button? Okay.
The other one?
No?
Is this the right button? I said--I said, is this the right bu--?
OWW! It just shocked me, damn wire! 
What do you mean shut up? You shut up! It hurt! What? What about my momma--?!
Oh yeah, well your mom is so--no, I'll save it for later. I got to make this message-thing, you know? But just keep in mind that I have your number, man. Get it? Number?! Do you get it? Do you--?
OKAY! You don't have to push--! Geebus.*audibly* Hi, this is Ling. I'm probably out kicking Hun-ass and taking names so if you could-- (He ran out of time. XPP) |
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Post by Disney on Dec 5, 2009 2:28:03 GMT -5
Esmeralda's answering Machine:
Bonjour! You have now come to the answering machine of Esmeralda. I can not come to the phone right now, because I am from the 15th century, and the phone has not been invented yet....
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Post by tito on Dec 5, 2009 16:10:03 GMT -5
Tito's answering machine:
Hola! Tito no answer the phone right now-- FRANKIE MANNN! turn down the t.v mannnn! I can hear them frenching all the way over here!-- anyways, Tito is too busy being barbecued, running away from--
Georgette: Alonsoooo!
--bossy poodles, having his mexican pride stomped all over, and staying in the shadow of the streetwise Dodger! Cha cha it up later, si?
BEEEP!
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Post by bambi on Dec 5, 2009 16:10:47 GMT -5
Bambi's answering machine:
Uhm, hi. This is Bambi speaking. If you're wondering where I am, I'm probably out playing with my friends in the forest. I can't answer the phone right now, because I don't know what a phone is, or even what or how this object works. Anyway, talk to you later! Bye!
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Post by jafar on Dec 5, 2009 16:15:45 GMT -5
Jafar's Answering Machine: "Greetings, you have just reached Jafar. For messages not regarding world domination and Aladdin, hang up. For messages that ARE about those issues, speak. NOW!"
*BEEEP*
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Post by &clubs Dodger &spades on Dec 6, 2009 14:58:19 GMT -5
"Hey, what's up man, you reached deh foxworth residence 'kay, dher takin mah calls at dheh minute since Fagin ain't got no money for a line so leave a messaarge after deh beep an hey, if you wanna lend us some bucks or food, dhen maybe I'll get back to yah...
....Alanso...Alonso where are...WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! Get a way from MY phone you flea bag...WIIIIIINSTON!" *Barking*
*suddenly speaking much faster* "...dhat is, if dheh champ don't get me first! Check yah later!"
*beep*[/b]
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Post by EILONWY ---* on Dec 6, 2009 15:06:59 GMT -5
i shall now inspire you with the ones that started it all. not at all my own, and in all honesty some of these are not at all ones that i would never have thought of. this is the link to the fanfiction in which i found the messages. it's quite amusing. for those of you who don't plan on reading the fic i find it fitting to post eilo's message for you at very least. BEEP! Hello, this is Eilonwy—Princess Eilonwy Daughter of Angharad, and don’t you forget it. I’m not here right now—probably chasing after that Pig-Keeper on another of his “missions,” so please leave a message. A few points: one—I am not parting with my bauble for anything, but I would be willing to bargain with that blasted ring Gwydion gave me—it’s pretty but the stone is FAKE!!! Two—the next person who compares me to Eowyn is going to wish they had stayed at home. It’s worse than telling someone...oh, never mind. Three: If this is Gwydion...maybe I should erase this...BEEP! my own is not at all as clever. BEEP! Hullo Hullo. this is Princess Eilonwy speaking I'm not here right now. I'm most liking yelling at a certain Assistant Pig-Keeper at the moment. Feel free to leave a message. I should get back to you shortly. Or not. It all depends on when I return to Caer Dallben. It's very likely that I'm off trying to save Prydain, again. Good Llyr. Why can't all these villains destroy themselves for once. Save us all the trouble. Anyway, I suppose I should say goodbye at this point. So Goodbye. BEEP! |
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Post by kimmiecub on Dec 6, 2009 16:04:21 GMT -5
Kim's Cell:
Hey, this is Kim Possible! I'm a bit…
*muffled explosion*
TWEEBS!
Uh…leave a message. If you're filing a report for crime-fighting, please call Wade instead.
Kim's Personal Line:
I can't get to the phone right now *Kimmunicator beeps* Ugh…Could you just *Kimmunicator goes off again* Beep me later or leave a message!
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