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Post by Will Stronghold on Sept 17, 2009 14:13:56 GMT -5
For every 99 times
You look me in the eye
You look me in the eye
And swore you weren’t lyin’Archenemies to reluctant teammates to mutual acquaintances to best friends… But don’t you ever wonder what they actually talk about when no one’s really paying attention? It’s weirder than you think. Just chatting, bouncing dialogue back and forth. Subjects can be light or serious. Doesn't matter how they do it: Just talking... On the phone... On the computer... Conversations are out-of-the-blue. Jokes are even more random. Follow the colors. Warren's in the red.Will's in the blue Can’t read ‘em? Get yerself a new skin.
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Post by Will Stronghold on Sept 17, 2009 14:24:48 GMT -5
Culture Shocking “Dude, eat something.”“For the millionth time, I’m not hungry.”“But you never eat anything at lunch!”“Not hungry, Stronghold.”“How are you not starving when normal people are?”“Like you’re normal.”“You should talk.”“Flyboy, everyone in the stupid cafeteria should talk.”“But how come you don’t eat? You’re not anorexic… are you?”“Do I even remotely look like I’m anorexic?”“…No.”“…”“But you don’t eat.”“I’m just used to it.”“Used to being anorexic?”“No! Used to just not eating in the middle of the day. I eat when I get home.”“Oh. But isn’t that sort of a long time until school gets out?”“Nah, I’m okay ‘till then.”“But I’m starving by the time I get home!”“That’s because you can swallow a cow and still have room for a side salad.”“Nuh-uh! I only ate one burger today.”“And two things of French fries, and an ice cream, and the granola bar Layla didn’t want…”“But why aren’t you ever hungry?”“One: I spent most of my childhood in Beijing. Portion sizes aren’t nearly as insanely huge as America’s. And two: I work at a restaurant where my boss tries to make me eat my weight in sweet-and-sour pork daily.”“Ew.”“No, it’s amazing… Like the food of the gods. I just have no self-control.”“Imagine that.”“Watch it, Stronghold.” |
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Post by Persephone on Sept 18, 2009 9:47:18 GMT -5
LMFAO XDDDDD I love this.....continue, pretty please XD
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Post by ~Giselle~ on Oct 29, 2009 12:43:15 GMT -5
Lol, I cannot believe I've only just found this. I need to stalk the Fanfic board more often...
Please continue!
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Post by Warren Peace on Dec 16, 2009 10:54:32 GMT -5
The Secret Life of the American Teacher “Pleeease?”“No! You want gossip, go talk to Zach. I’m not talking.”“But Zach keeps laughing whenever I ask him about these things, and he doesn’t work at the Paper Lantern, anyway!”“Keep pleading, Stronghold, it’s none of your business.”“It’s none of your business, either.”“I was bussing tables! I just happened to see it. Freak accident.”“So it’s true then.”“What-! Dammit, you tricked me…”“Oh, my god! How much did he drink? And wha’d he even do?!”“Ugh. Fine, Medula and Boomer were at the Paper Lantern, and yes, Boomer overdosed it on the saki. I didn’t see the bill, but I betcha he topped four or five.”“So what happened? Deets!”“… Never say ‘deets’ again. And he started flirting around with Sun-Woo. Mrs. Yang liberated her and switched her out with another waiter, Liang. But, um…”“What?”“Boomer kept on flirting.”“Hehe, wow!”“Stronghold?”“Huh?”“Liang’s a dude.”“… OH MY GAWD.” |
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Post by ~Elisa Maza~ on Dec 16, 2009 13:55:00 GMT -5
*shaking with gigglefits*
"Never say deets again."
Too damn funny.
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Post by Hades on Dec 16, 2009 15:56:33 GMT -5
XDDD lmao!
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