OH GOLLY! GOSH, OH GEE!!(Nani/Open)

[Hades]

((Mickey and Minnie dare thread, everybody!))

At the moment, Hades felt like hitting his head against something hard and sharp. Hopefully it would puncture his skull and he would slump to the ground, unconcious. He couldn't hope for death, oh no, because he was immortal, but slipping into a painful coma worked just as well.

Hades did not hit his head against something hard and sharp, but he did groan and then slump to the ground miserably, his face buried in his gloved hands.

Gloved.

Ick.

Memories.

He supposed that since he had done this once before, it should have been easier, but it wasn't. Oh, hell, no. If anything, it was worse.

That stupid Alice brat had dared him to dress up as Mickey Mouse--AGAIN--and parade around in public. He also had to act like Mickey.

AND, to make matters WORSE, she had also dared that fat Hawaiian girl to dress as Minnie Mouse and accompany him.

Great! Just wonderful. Just freaking....swell.

Swell. Oh, that's great, now I'm starting to think like that idiot rodent.

He adjusted his mouse ears with a scowl.

Hades groaned again, and, from his spot on the floor, waited for Nani to arrive.

Hades in Mickey garb (the first time) Sorry for crappy quality. XD The video is on Youtube, though XD :

[somechick]

OMGWTF?!

I hate my life.

Nani opened her eyes to find him staring down at the club, disdain, resentment, and irritation playing over his face. Then she returned to the safety of the bathroom to change out of her ivory t-shirt and baggy jeans. She stood and dressed, groaning with an obvious frown on her face.

When she reached the door, she began to stretch one hand out to the mirror as if to hit it with her balled up fist, then stopped. She shut her eyes, cursed quietly, murmured something in Hawaiian, and stomped out of the restroom with a giant scowl worthy of a thousand demons.

Her big chocolate brown eyes were filled with dread and rage as she spotted him, looking as if he was doing this with some horrifying ogre. She huffed and walked slowly, unhurriedly, to where he was. She looked up at him, raising her head with effort, for he was ridiculously tall.

“Well, this is going swell, huh?” she mused sarcastically, mixing in an odd sort of sympathy as she patted him on the back somewhat dejectedly. “Let’s just get this over with. I promise I won’t do too much harm.”

“How bad could this be, anyway?” she remarked somewhat optimistically, looked him over, then raised her perfectly-curved eyebrows. She backed away as she took in his massive physique, paling three shades of white. He looked a lot more ridiculous than she did!

“Golly,” she said, pressing a hand to her lips, stunned. “Good luck.”

[Hades]

Hades glared at her.

"Do not touch me," he snapped, "Just because we've got to do this stupid dare together doesn't mean there has to be any physical contact involved, capisce?"

He sighed. "Oh, yes, please. The sooner this is over and done, the better. Oy."

Hades turned to glare at her again as she wished him luck, seeming somewhat stunned.

"Yeah, well, you need the luck more then I do. Trust me, there's nothing 'Minnie' about your gigantic thighs."

Hades scowled again.

Insulting impulse, off. Switch on to Mickey Mouse act.

"Okey dokey then, let's get on out there and have a real swell time!"

( ;D)

[somechick]

Nani knew he was dead. Of course, there were many who disliked her, but Hades was the pinnacle of resentment, for she had been on his blacklist for some time, much to her dismay.

As for Hades's look of disdain, it was easily confessed that she was none too joyful herself when she was forced by a sly little toddler to play a rodent's main squeeze. She brushed back her hair smoothly, looked to her feet, and groaned quietly as he made a cliche remark about her overall appearance.

"Speaking of which your bad hygiene, teeth, and smell only add to the word 'ugly'. So don't you go talking about my thighs like that!" She hissed, clenching her fist. She was completely fed up with this son of a fish. He could kiss her sass for all she cared.

"And next time you come walking in with your usual line of cliches, brush your teeth!" she cried, beginning to shout as she threw her hands behind her and leaned forward, blowing up like a volcano. She crossed her arms and looked stubbornly the other way.

"Swell time, yeah. I'm not doing this." She snapped, wanting nothing more than to slam a bottle of Tequilla to his head. Maybe he'd go into a coma and wake up with amnesia.

"You act as if I'm the most horrible thing to look at." She snapped, stomping off to the bathroom.

She emerged a second later, pressing a hand to her hip, with a heart-stopping glare. Give me your worst, she thought, putting a finger to her rosy lips (Nani wearing lipstick...wow). Her teeth seemed glued together as she let out a hideously perfect imitation of what would be Minnie's laugh. "Ohohohohohohoho! Golly! You sure tickle me pink!"

Or blue, she thought scathingly.

[XD I LOVE YOU! Oh, and I recently discovered from Lilo and Stitch the series that she is extremely sensitive to thigh/butt remarks. She BLOWS UP!]

[Hades]

((XDDDD))

Hades did nothing but roll his eyes. She wasn't worth a comeback on his part, and her insults weren't the best either.

Heh. Now he knew her 'soft spot,' so to speak.

"Well, you are the most horrible thing to look at," he muttered, seeing as he was supposed to be in Mickey mode at the moment, "Hey, I'd rather look at Jerkules for a few hours, and that's saying something, ya know?"

As she stomped off and then emerged in Minnie mode, Hades felt the urge to hit his head against something hard and sharp again.

Even being stuck in the Underworld toilet Styx had been better then this.

"Aw, shucks," Hades said with a (fake) smile (Kill me now, he thought desperately), and he laughed Mickey's laugh, and strode happily out into the public, waiting for 'Minnie' to follow.

Someone...anyone...anywhere...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE kill me now.

[pretty]

“It can’t be,” remarked the stunned Miguel, presenting Nani with a look of disbelief which promptly revealed a sputtering laugh all over his zany grin. This obnoxious sight of Hades could only lessen the effort to conceal his amazement. He was the object of his laughter. Hades, usually a handsome fellow, could not pull off the Mickey look without looking ridiculous. “Nani you look absolutely stunning. Changed your hair? Clothes?”

“I take it this is a dare?” Miguel said lightly, sipping a generous portion of beer. He eyed Hades, for he could not say for the sake of manners just how outlandish he looked. He looked over Nani and thought she looked so adorably child-like, well, somewhat due to her look of disdain.

{{I want to joinn!}}

[somechick]

Nani looked up with the last trace of a frown still on her lips, but seeing Hades's triumphant expression, she summoned an even deeper scowl. "Oh, my," she said, putting aside the nauseous syrupy tone for a flatter, unamused tone. "What are you up to, Hades?"

She freezed up at the sound of Miguel's voice floating through the air and encircling her frame with compliments and questions. She tried to look pleased, but couldn't for darn pride. "Gosh, do you really think so?" she asked, trying to sound bright and cheerful when she wanted so badly to die on the inside.

"Oh, well, that's mighty swell! But I think you forgot about my sweetie-weetie...Isn't he precious?" she said, not getting any happier. More like barf-worthy.

[gypsyking]

The reason why Clopin loved The Moulin Rouge was because there as good as always were something amusing going on there.

That theory didn`t fail tonight either, Clopin learned as he stepped through the doors leading inside the infamous nightclub.

The gypsy king failed miserably to restrain a laugh as he spotted the two "mice" holding hands each with a mutual look of displeasure on their faces.

My appologies Mon Cherie, spoke, turning to nani first. You have no ideas of how adorable those ears makes you look. And i thought the snow white dress was cute, he chuckled, before turning his attention to hades. Why, i see you`ve changed your pretty wings for a pair of big ears, he stated.

is that so you can hear me better? he joked, trotting over to the desk, whispering the bartender a few words.

The gypsy had a wicked grin on his face as he returned, offering them both small pieces of cheese.
It`s on me, he informed, his grin not leaving his face for a second.

[Hades]

"Oh, boy!" said Hades cheerfully, when Nani's friend Miguel made himself known (they hadn't formally met, but Hades knew his face.), "Howdy-do, there, Mister Miguel! Gee, the more the merrier, that's what I always say!"

Miguel commented on Nani, and, although Hades strongly disagreed, it would have been out-of-character for him to say so. "Isn't she?" he agreed with another smile (smiling with fangs, it made him look almost serpentine), "She's the greatest!"

Unable to properly respond to his inquiry about a dare (his response would have included fire and the phrase, "NO FREAKING DUH,"), Hades grinned and nodded, hands placed brightly on his red, shorts-clad hips. "You betcha!"

His yellow eyes, which were resistant to the unfortunately over-powering power of Mickey, said quite-clearly, OH MY FREAKING GODS, SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID OUTFIT, AND OUT OF HERE!

"Aww," said Hades, retching inwardly at her words and gagging mentally at the fact that she had just called him 'sweetie-weetie', "Nani, you're too nice! I'm not the precious one, you are! You're the absolute greatest!" And he laughed Mickey's laugh.

The arrival of Clopin did nothing to make the situation better.

"Aren't they just the cutest ears you've ever seen?" Hades bubbled ((Hades and bubbled--should NOT be used in a sentence XO)) joyfully, clasping his gloved hands together in a gesture of adoration. For the second time, he laughed Mickey's laugh; and then he did it again as Clopin recalled the dress thing.

"Oh, golly, these ears are just dandy!" Hades said happily.

It was obvious that he was anything but. When Clopin left and returned with pieces of cheese for the both of them, Hades swiped his with fake excitement, proclaiming happy, "Oh, boy! Cheese is my favorite snack! It's perfect on those happy little sunny days! And golly, do I love those!"

((...................))

[foxiliscious]

(Brer Rabbit dared Foxy to be Goofy so....................yeah. No further explanation. XPP)

The fox no longer strode with an arrogant swagger as he entered the club. One large foot, encased in what appeared to be a yellow, clown-esque (*shudder*) shoe, seemed to stumble over the other and he narrowly missed slamming his gangly body into the gypsy. He gave a piercing, rather insane yell and grabbed one of the tables for balance, elevating himself back up in the same, less than dapper posture with his fluffy tail.

White gloves were stretched over his protracted fingers and he wore blue, highwaisted slacks that made his ample rear end seem larger than usual. All in all, the fox looked like a complete doofus and he clenched his ivory (and noticeably bigger) fangs furiously, mentally noting to chop Brer Rabbit's head off once this horrible reality ceased to exist.

He trotted over to the pair of "rodents" and tipped his stupid hat towards Clopin in an over the top effort to be polite.

"Oh, uh GORSH, pardon me..." the fox giggled vaguely while he tried to suppress his far too sweet smile from transforming into a grimace of rage. When he glanced back at the equally distressed, smexy Hawaiian, he couldn't contain himself--and--and--

--NOOOO!--

"AH HYUCK!"



He clasped his gloved paws to his mouth and gasped immediately. How humiliating. XPPP

[alienboy3000]

Coming in through the kitchen were three short figures. One was a young Hawaiian girl, another her blue "dog", and the other a gray-furred rabbit. Stealth was very important in this mission. Besides, none of them had an ID to get in, so they had to sneak in through the back.

Stitch was armed with a black camcorder, while the other two had several cameras on their person. Their mission was quite simple: capture and record the three dared people and post the pictures and video on the Internet. (Brer Rabbit didn't know what the Internet was, so Stitch had to show him.)

"Dere dey is," the rabbit whispered to the other two, leading them to a safe hiding place where they could see everything. He stifled a laughter after his nemesis "Ah yuck"ed. "Ooh, dis is sho' gonna be fun, indeed it is."

Stitch nodded, turning the video camera on. He managed to get the "Ah yuck" on there in the nick of time. "Brer Fox?" the alien whispered, pointing at the scarlet-furred canine.

Brer Rabbit nodded in response. "Okay." He tugged on Lilo's sleeve, pointing to the girl dressed up as Minnie Mouse. "Nani."

[rainspirit]

Lilo had to supress an excited giggle as she snuck in with Stitch and Brer rabbit, a wide, mishevious grin on her face.

Her struggling became harder as they spotted the three victims in question, her dark eyes glittering withhumor as she pulled out her camera and pushed the button on top of it.

By the time she spotted her older sister, the young girl was hitting her fists quietly onto the floor, in silent laughter.
That costume.. her sour look s she was forced to talk silly... and then the colorful gypsy feeding the "mice" cheese.

It was too priceless!

getting hold of herself, she placed her camera on her face again, pushing the button several times, still with humor glittering in her eyes.

[somechick]

The entire scene repeated with visible shock and laughter on their faces, and she was left to twist her crimson, polka-dotted dress miserably. Then came the turns of the fox. Thankfully he was not here to cause her even more humiliation.

Blinking, the curious Hawaiian, Minnie-Nani, was inclining her ear to the furry fox, Goofy-Foxy. She pressed a gloved hand to her face and knelt forward with a superficial giggle, making a pshaw! pose. "Foxy, you've got a gosh darn golly wonderful giggle! I'd be a ruddy-bellied bird if I didn't recognize just how spit-spot you look today, honeybunney! Don't be bashful. Hohoohohoo!"

Though her actions said otherwise, her expression revealed just how real sour she was doing this, and told Foxy through a gentle whisper that she felt his pain. It was inevitable that the strange duo, Foxy and Nani, were a bit more sympathetic to each other in their time of torture --- or maybe foxy was laughing at her from the inside, too. She never could tell with the attractive rouge.

A mocking acclamation of cheese followed. The hot-head probably wanted to strangle the sly Frenchman, and to exchange glances, she looked at him as if asking him to cut the BS and burn him up into tiny little bite-sized pieces. Instead of getting the explosive god she knew, he merely complimented her and went on and on and on and on about the joy of cheese. She clasped her hands together. "Oh, my! I'm afraid your shoes are untied, Mr. Trouillefou. What a shame..." she said, "let me help you, sweetie!"

She bent over and pushed a hair behind her ear; much of her hair despite of the contact covered half of her face. She hummed in a high-pitched voice, but as she bent deeply forward, she lowered her head and punched him straight on the nuts, his jewel, the very rep on what made man a man. She hopped up with a, "Oh, Jiminy Christmas! I'm so sorry!"

She scrambled by his side and made an oblivious face worth of Minnie and shoved the very cheese he dared offer to her in such a mocking manner down his throat. "Oho! I couldn't hog the cheese, sir! Sharing is caring, it can be fun!" she sang, then pulled him to her in a haunting, aggravated whisper.

"You try that again and I'm gonna shove that cheese somewhere over the rainbow and up your butt." Her whisper was so low, only he could hear. Then, lifting her dress a little, she skipped back to where Foxy and Hades were with a little bounce in her step.

She spotted Lilo, and she knew immediately that she could do nothing to silence her laughter. She pulled at her bow miserably. "Eugghh..." she groaned, trying to hide herself behind her thick locks. Leave me alone to die, she thought, clinging to Foxy.

[~Elisa Maza~]

Elisa stared in shock.

And stared some more.

Then burst out in hysterical laughter. She couldn't help it. They looked so funny. Hades in Mickey Mouse shorts and ears, and poor Nani dressed as Minnie. To make matters worse (For them anyway) not only where they dressed as the most famous mouse couple in the world, but they were acting like them too.

After gaining control of herself, she walked up to the happy couple. Some of these dares were just becoming downright cruel.

"Hello you two." Elisa greeted. "Aren't you the adorable pair?"

Elisa's compassion took over as she pulled Nani into a hug to whisper in her ear.

"After you get out of this, at my place I will have the world's largest supply of alcohol known to man."

[Hades]

IT seemed as if the smattering of people had suddenly....exploded into a crowd. There were people sneaking in (he doubted if Nani and fox guy saw them, but Hades didn't care - they were more interested in them, anyway), people coming in, commenting....and then, of course, the fox guy was there too, only he seemed to have recieved a similare dare. He was, apparently, doomed to impersonate that dog-man-thing called Goofy.

Although he was suffering from similar torture, Hades honestly just wanted him to go away. They were kindred spirits in this moment, but, gods, another person meant another witness, no matter whose side was on.

But Mickey couldn't say that. Oh, nooooo.

"Well, hiya, Goofy!" he said, grinning (like an idiot, he thought), "Oh, boy, am I glad to see you, on this happy, happy day!"

Hades was pleasantly surprised at the actions Nani took towards Clopin. He would have gladly done the same, but his powers were too conspicuous to be used, while Nani....well, okay, fine, so there were SOME good things about being a mortal.

Elisa suddenly arrived and after her spell of laughter was over, he heard her whisper about getting Nani the greatest amount of alcohol known to man.

"Her?! What about me?!" he hissed, "Hey, not only do I gotta do this, but I'm a villain - this is life-scarring. Not to mention the fact that I'm gonna have to deal with Seph when she finds out about this..."

((*will bring in Seph soon*))