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Post by shetalkstodogs on Aug 30, 2009 15:52:05 GMT -5
The Deep, Dark, Nerdy Secrets of
Riley Poole
secrets acquired by Sara Did you ever wonder what was behind the master nerd Riley Poole? What he did when you weren't watching? Sara has the answers, and will give them out liberally for your horror or enjoyment.
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enjoy.
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Post by shetalkstodogs on Aug 30, 2009 16:06:16 GMT -5
i'll tell you his nerdy little secret… ❤❤❤❤❤ Part One:star wars geek-outs❤❤❤❤❤ let's start with the basics, shall we?Riley's obsession began with the first film. He was a vulnerable boy, always being picked on and such…but Star Wars came into his life and he had something to love in life. He has spent countless hours on eBay trying to find Star Wars memorabilia and props. The list begins with a mint-condition action figure he purchased in 1998.
The list continues from there…and all of it is contained in his special room.
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Post by somechick on Aug 31, 2009 18:14:14 GMT -5
=O -secretly a Star Wars geek too-
Le gasp, post more. =3 <3
-Nani scribbles this all down cackling-
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Post by shetalkstodogs on Aug 31, 2009 18:36:41 GMT -5
i'll tell you his nerdy little secret… ❤❤❤❤❤ Part One:star wars geek-outs (continued)❤❤❤❤❤ leia's bikini and more…Recently, Sara risked her life by sneaking into Riley's Star Wars memorabilia room and digging out of "scientific curiosity". The first item she discovered?
A FRAMED authentic replica of Princess Leia's slave "outfit" or bikini, in other words. *sara gags* Behind the frame lay several pictures of the nerd hugging and kissing the framed item. Replica or not, he certainly loves his Star Wars. The next item, a beat-up old toy lightsaber from Riley's childhood, seemingly bashed over someone's head–possibly his own by a bully–or into a wall.
Along the walls are several cardboard cut-outs of Luke, Han Solo, Obi-Wan (both old and young), Darth Vader, and Leia…in the slave outfit.
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Post by shetalkstodogs on Sept 10, 2009 16:19:08 GMT -5
i'll tell you his nerdy little secret… ❤❤❤❤❤ Part One:star wars geek-outs (continued)❤❤❤❤❤ what not to touch in the Poole room of geek-itude…(told from the point of view of Violet Parr)I have to admit, I was a little creeped out when Sara dragged me into that place. Even though the guy was still home! I rolled my eyes and ignored him as I was given a quick tour.
Then I was taken into the Star Wars room…
Riley threw a fit when I tried to touch one of his millions of copies of one of the movies. He snatched it from where I could touch it and said something about it being in mint condition and would be worth hundreds in the future. (Like anyone would still be as geekazoid about it when I'm in my thirties.) I slinked off (slunk?) into another room as Sara started trying to calm him down. The room I wound up in…I wish I hadn't–even though it made me glad that I wasn't the only one with the same obsession.
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