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Post by Jim Hawkins on Jul 21, 2009 21:07:54 GMT -5
Like the title says... It's been one of the most ferocious of arguments in the c-box, so now we're taking it to a thread for your comedic enjoyment. Sit back, relax, and laugh 'till it hurts as the teen from Montressor and the gal from Earth discuss the meaning of the universe... Well, okay, they're arguing over whether Montressor's a planet or not, with possibly some other ADD conversations if they get off track. ~*~ "Just explain it to me. Plainly, pretend I'm an austrolopithicus and explain to me how Montressor is a moon." |
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Post by somechick on Jul 21, 2009 21:25:45 GMT -5
" First of all, if you're gonna talk to me about the solar system, moon, planet, whatever...you might as well say the word properly. It's australopithecus." Nani said with a playful smirk on her lips; she took no notice of the worms in her soup wriggling within its gooey-green contents, completely unaware that Jim had intentionally stuffed them in even when she had specified not to.
She pointed her spoon at him, still unaware of the wriggling morsels gasping for breath. When she looked over Jim's face, she was still taking her sweet time in trying the soup, and was thinking over the possibilities as to how this planet was a moon. "Yeah, I'm from the a primitive time, sue me. But I'm completely sure this is a moon. I mean, you can't say I've been spending my childhood believing it isn't. Come on, don't you recall those stupid kids' stories that talk about how the moon's made of cheese?"
She was fully aware the moon wasn't made of cheese. Jim would have been a cheeseinhabitant if it was so. Get it?! Hahaha! CHEESEINHABITA --- Ok, um, continuing.
"Let's start out simple, Jim-lolo," she began. "Montressor looks like a moon, is a moon, capiche?"
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Post by Jim Hawkins on Jul 25, 2009 12:51:06 GMT -5
He put on his best 'duh' face.
"So accoording to your logic, if a planet looks like a moon, it is a moon? Isn't that, like, racism against moons? Or planets? Just because Earth's moon is a little ball of dust doesn't mean that planets can't be little balls of dust, too..."
He crossed his arms. "Besides, Montressor's almost completely rock. Not much sand and dust there."
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