Corrupt a Wish

[~Elisa Maza~]

Granted, but you will be with Madame Mim.

I wish my Prince Charming will find me.

[tulio]

Granted, but he will be married to someone else.

I wish someone in Disney would start making a movie of our plots.

[nala]

^^Oooh good one!! ;D

Granted, but then we wouldn't be able to role play anymore.

I wish I could keep up with all my threads.

[Disney]

Granted, but you would be behind in everything else in your life ^^

I wish I could get inspiration for a huge plot for Disney Uncut!

[goofy]

Yay!

Granted but it will take up all of your muse and you can't join it.
(SORRY!)

I wish I could be a world-famous Opera star.

[~Elisa Maza~]

Granted, but your co-star in your debut will be Jafar.

I wish I could take a nap.

[garrett]

Granted, but now you're late for whatever you have to do next.

I wish I wish I was a fish...

[Merlin]

Granted, but I hate you because you're a vegetarian.

MEAT EATERS! WOO!

I wish I had a bunker to avoid bombs.

[Alice Liddell]

Granted, but it's full of scorpions.

I wish I had Djali as a pet in real life.

[Merlin]

Granted, but people frequently misspell his name as "Jolly."

I wish I--OUCH! *grabs a scorpion from under his butt and flings it away* I wish I was better at mathematics.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Granted, but now you suck at English.

I wish spiders never existed ><

[Merlin]

Granted, but now FLYING spiders exist!! WHOOOOSH!!

I wish the 300 Spartans had a cheerleader squad.

[EILONWY ---*]

granted but they're all guys.

I wish I had more sour cream and onion chips.

[coachman]

Granted, but now your breath reeks more than a warthog's backside.

I wish classic Disney video games were released on current-generation consoles.

[fiona]

Granted, but they're now the only games you can get... no new stuff at all.

I wish it would rain.