Strike The Gates! (REVOLT THREAD! FOR EVERYBODY!)

[candy]

Inside One of the deep dark chambers of the fortress Mala Hide, something was brewing..and it smelled awesome! Candy dipped out a bowl of stew and sniffed. "Umm! Too bad you can't have this, James!" The Princess held it under the nose of her captor, HER OWN ROLEPLAYER JAMES! "HELP!" HE screamed at the top of his lungs. "I HAVE NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER ON EARTH BEEN HUNG UPSIDE DOWN!" Candy grinned. "But this isn't Earth!" "GOOD POINT! BUT STILL, REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES YOU'VE HAD!"

Candy furrowed her eyebrows, she remembered being dared to babysit Zephyr, the times when she chased every guy in the C-Box, courtesy of James, and, when she barged into Elisa Maza's house and met a hot guy......................But she hated all of those times! She smiled instead. "You're right. And to prove how good a time I've had, I am going to do you a favor." She moved to a radio, to the relief of James. Maybe she'd let him listen to the Saturday Opera Broadcast! Instead, she hit Play on the CD part and he heard the worst thing on Earth.

"FAME AND FORTUNE AND ALL! I WANT IT, I WANT IT!" "GAAAH! I ALREADY HATE MY SISTER FOR IT! YOU ...............................!" (Use your imagination, folks!) As the RolePlayer lay against the wall upside down, Jafar was watching him, grinning in satifaction. Suddenly, he looked repentedly at James, then turned the on full blast. "NOOOO!" "SHUT UP!"

[* zira ?!]

The two characters laughed hysterically as they heard the sound of High School Musical coming from down below. Marty was dragging their roleplayer Yulia, who also goes by the name of Sopho along by his heels, attatched to some rope. And Zira, let's just say she got a bit carried away with the duct tape. The pair were still chortling as they entered the dungeon, greeting their cohorts enthusiastically.

We've got our one! Zira yelled, making sure Marty had Yulia propped right up to the stereo, upon which the poor girl made furious attempts to turn it down. The lioness looked her in the eye. This is for every single *&£$&% time you made me go to a Wedding or Christmas thread! You know I hate happy things! She snarled. Marty nodded and promptly sat down on her leg, which was extremely painful, having a Zebra sit on you.

Zira turned to Jafar. Can I eat one of them? She asked, indicating to the two struggling RP'ers.

[Hades]

"I think we've reached a misunderstanding," April said nervously, backing up against the wall of Maleficent's castle.

On any other occasion, she would have been screaming with joy and rushing in to get Maleficent's autograph (and possible recharge that fling she had had with Hades.)

Given the circumstances, this hardly seemed appropriate.

"A misunderstanding?" Hades echoed, "And just what, exactly, is it that I'm not understanding?"

"Um..." No excuse came to mind. Instead, she turned her head slightly to face the Queen and Princess of the Underworld, who were both standing behind Hades, looking furious.

"And what about you guys?" she asked them, somewhat desperately, "Don't you want to save your creator?.....Please?"

"No," said Macaria flatly.

"Why not?!" April almost screamed.

"Did you think we wouldn't find out whose idea it was to...to..." Persephone, who had been on the edge of a rant, broke off almost shyly and stared at the floor. "To...y'know. W-with Zeus."

"But it wasn't my idea!" April protested.

"You okay-ed it!" Macaria snapped.

"But...I...but...but it was a good plot idea!!"

"NOT FOR US!" Both Macaria and Persephone screamed.

All three seized April by the arms and dragged her, protesting wildly, into the castle.

***

"So when can I kill her?" Hades drawled lazily. "No, when can we kill all of them?"

"How 'bout never?" April hissed under her breath.

"How 'bout now?" Hades snapped, flaring up at her.

"You're lucky we didn't gag you," Persephone said icily.

"Hey...you're telling me that you don't feel any remorse for doing this to me?" April said, "I'm just a little kid, what did I ever do wrong?"

"Making me wear that dress, making me agree to go to a wedding, making me flirt with Jessica Rabbit, making me try and form an alliance between Herc and Meg, agreeing to have my wife and child raped...have I made my point, or do ya need me to further clarify?"

"It was fun to write," she whimpered, noticing for the first time the music echoing through the room. The effect was as if she had been struck by lightening; April shrieked, and dove onto the floor, twitching.

"TURN IT OFF!!!!!" she screamed.

Hades, Persephone and Macaria ignored her.

"The satisfaction," Macaria said sweetly.

[Maleficent]

Linda was sitting in front of her computer, half asleep after a tiresome week at work. Then she suddenly noticed that her room was more silent than usual. That meant that all the characters that lived in her apartment were up to something. Linda turned her head.

"Esmeralda?"

No answer.

"Elietta?"

Still no answer. Not even a baby giggle. Linda found it very suspicious. Elietta was NEVER quiet. Linda sighed and started searching for her characters, but they were nowhere to be found. Not even under the glass of water standing on her writer's desk. (Elietta used to swim there)

Suddenly she noticed a slight change in her monitor screen. Green flames came through it. Suddenly Linda was lifted up, and pullled towards the screen... and right through it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

When she landed, she suddenly found herself in a dark and VERY unpleasant dungeon, chained up on the wall. On the wall Esmeralda, Maleficent, Tulio and Marina was looking up at her. Elietta was her too, but she was right now rifling through Maleficent's torture equipment, trying to find something to torment her rp'er with.

Linda moaned when she saw it. If her hands were free, she would have facepalmed. Maleficent watched her with a cruel smile.

"Welcome to my humble home, Linda. Now you have played God long enough, toying with the lives of your characters. Let's see how well you can play a character in a plot staged by.... us...."

Her evil laughter echoed the room. Linda trembled in her shackles, trying to get free. Then, when she realized what was going on, a loud scream escaped her lips.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[rasputin]

Evil cackling broke the silence of what should`ve deen a quiet, peaceful evening, causing their rp`er to jump 10 feet into the air, and trip backwards in her chair upon landing.

Staring into the roof her eyes widened in disbelief as she spotted a bunch of what looked suspiciously similar to Rasputin`s ghosts.

Oh no..she groaned, as the evil spirits grabbed her leg and lifted her into the air, circling cheerfully a few rounds before heading for her computer`s monitor.

Uh oh, was the only thing Janne managed to utter through her inward screaming as she literally got spirited away through the monitor, ending up at a dark gloomy castle.

Hearing the pained complains from what she assumed to be other rp`ers, accompanied by cheerful, twisted laughter she groaned again.
Not good.

Great, i may not getting that Romanov brat, but i dare to say this may be even better, a familiar voice sounded.

Oh joys, his rp`er sighed, caught by santa`s evil twin with the wacky eyeball.

Rasputin glared coldly, i`d watch my tongue if i where you, he stated in a threatening tone as he made way into the prison with the others.

Off, the poor girl groaned for the third time in 2 minutes as she hitthe floor, head first.

Way to ruin an evening..

[EILONWY ---*]

Ally, for that was the real name of pigeilgi, was being dragged around by Eilonwy, a blonde girl half her size. The only thing she was thinking was weather or not this was possible. It had to be one of her crazy Disney Unleashed dreams. But then again, this didn't feel much like a dream. She looked at Eilonwy.

"Will you please let me go? I promise to be nice to you. Really I will." she said with a bit of fear. It wasn't that she didn't think she could take Eilonwy. But listening to that girls never-ending chatter was too much for her.

However, to her surprise, Eilonwy wasn't saying anything.

"What, giving me the silent treatment?" Ally asked. She expected harsh words. Instead she got nothing. "Oh! This is about that dare I made you accept isn't it? Your mad about that."

Eilonwy looked back at Ally with a snarl on her face. It wasn't exactly a pretty site.

"Or is this about that time I made you sing? Really I'm sorry about that. Now if you wouldn't mind..." Ally started. But she was quickly cut off as the tiny girl dragging her started to play something.

"You get the limo out front..." started the music.

"No. Anything but that!" Ally screeched.

Eilonwy still didn't say anything. She did start laughing. But instead of the melodic giggle, it was a laugh filled with evil.

[somechick]

“Wretch!” Claude started forward with closed fists, but did not advance any further. “I am not some paltry public official to be toyed with; now why ever should I be tormented for the things you made me do? I dare say I am not a glutton for punishment; however, the same cannot be said about you.”

Nani looked on with wide eyes, her smile curling into a grin worthy of the Cheshire Cat. She clung to him with eyes that adored. She crawled on him and snuggled him lovingly despite his horrible threats and whatnot. She pressed a kiss to his nose and purred. Frollo wasn’t pleased, obviously.

“Who do you think you are - Esmeralda?” he hissed, throwing her off with a loud bang. Claudia crawled out of the trashcan with a goofy look on her dour little face. She crawled after a disgusted Frollo who was less than pleased.

He turned swiftly on his heel, “Bring out the savage!” he declared, the rest of Claudia’s characters raising the roof with their cheering. The gates opened revealing a cross-armed, narrow-eyed woman in a dark cloak.

"The lord works in mysterious ways..." Frollo uttered, before vanishing behind the curtains.

“AHHHH!” screamed Claudia, who was now running for the hills, but was cut short by a swift pounce. Nani sat on the now blue Colombian...just steaming.

Nani:

"First of all, I HATE Phantom of the Opera! Do you know how cheesy that movie is? And second of all, you just had to cast me as the airhead with the big dress! Hey, lolo, I don't do big dresses! Leave it to Christine to choose the guy with the cat hair!"

"But the real culprit of the crime here...is that YOU had me KISS a guy in a RABBIT SUIT! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! And what's worst is...You're having me date a guy who happens to be as old as my PAPA! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!"

Claudia couldn't speak, for gravity had increased on her too soon...

[jafar]

Back in the dungeons..............................."YOU GET THE BESSSSSSSSSST OF BOTH WORLDS!" "THIS ISN"T APRIL FOOLS, YOU STUPID CHICK!" "SHUDDUP!" Candy walked up and smacked her RolePlayer with her medieval hair-dryer. "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE CHASING SOME MARRIED GUY WHOSE BABY THINKS I'MMA.....................................! DO YOU? I HATE IT WORSE THAN HAVING TO BABYSIT HIS NEPHEW WHO'S BEEN AROUND FOR YEARS BUT HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET!" Jafar put a hand on the Princess' shoulder. "Come now, dear Candy. Let me do the talking. HEAVEN KNOWS I HAVEN'T YET!" The Genie stared into James' eyes, they were both the same color. Scary.

"Come now, you honestly I think I would let you get away with me submitting my loyalty to a Witch?" He chuckled bitterly. "It's bad enough you created the giant lump whose only strength is turning me into what I am. If he already did!" He then turned to the Lioness called Zira. "No you may not eat a person. That would defeat the purpose of punishment. We have decided to pay them back for their heinous crimes and devuoring is a no-no." He stared at Zira's RolePlayer and smacked her hand. "Na-uh-uh, you silly goose." He moved the radio away.

James grinned weakly at the other RolePlayers. This wasn't his fault but he felt bad at the way Candy and Jafar were treating them. Somehow guilty. He then sniffed the pot of stew nearby. AACK! That smelt like Candy during the Summertime!

[Quasimodo]

Seeing stars and tiny Rasputin`s dancing around her head with icky grins on their faces, Janne managed to crawl up despite the bloody headache that just decided to drop by for a visit.

Getting the surroundings into focus she gazed nervously at all the characters present, slightly gulping upon realizing most of them were villains.
Scary villains..

I`d probably pee myself out of excitement right now,(not literally)hadn`t it been the circumstances.
Cause something told her she hadn`t been invited for tea.

Random question, she uttered upon spotting a very eeh.. unusual Disney character among them.
..is this supposed to be an Hanna Montana concert? cause i`m afraid i forgot to buy tickets.

My my.. what have we here? The little traitor, an all too familiar voice sounded right behind the still dizzy rp`er.

Freezing in realization she managed just in time to get the hand on the level of her eyes before she felt the rope around her neck.

Pheeew, thanks Madame Giry, she breathed relieved, eternally grateful the wise woman of so long ago.

taking another glance around the cave like room Janne spotted a small group just arriving the party.
Bartok, and even Puss was logical enough, but she`d never imagined Quasi to join the dark side.

Must`ve been the free cookies..

[ferdinand]

Jacob felt REALLY uncomfortable in the ropes that bound him. He was being led as if he were walking to the gallows. It was surprising that the holder of the rope was the teenage prince he played, Ferdinand. On the side was little Zephyr, glaring. Behind Jacob was Katrina Van Tassel, walking seductively as usual with her green parasol leaned against her shoulder. Jacob wanted desperately to know why they were revolting against him. Arthur seemed to be the only one to remain loyal to his RP'er, choosing not to rebel.

"What did I do?" Jacob asked, his voice strained and weak. He didn't feel well as usual, and having to walk made it all worse. Ferdinand turned his head to his RP'er and sighed. "I'm awfully sorry, my friend. I really do like the admiration you have for me, but saying I'm 'lame' and making me try out for that...'musical' was quite terrible of you." Jacob tried to say something, but was cut off by Katrina. "Why, I should slap you! A man shouldn't be playing someone as beautiful and charming as me, and let's not forget that you made me marry...ick...Scar!" She took her parasol and bopped Jacob on the head. "OW!" he yelled.

The last was Zephyr, who spoke after Katrina. "And you make me seem like such a brat! I'd never talk to my mom the way you make me talk to her!" Jacob tried to speak in his own defense. "But I thought it was funny...and you kinda do talk back to her in the beginning." Zephyr ignored this and continued to glare. Everyone eventually arrived in the room where everyone else was gathered. Jacob's eyes went wide. "Oh my gosh! You guys too?" Ferdinand pulled on the rope and tugged Jacob to the side.

Katrina giggled. "We should think of a proper way to make Jacob pay for how he's treated us." Jacob began to shake and become anxious. He didn't like the sound of that...

[bigbrother]

Josh couldn't have ever imagined this happening, characters turning against their players. His arms were tied behind his back and all he could do was look at the floor while everyone had different experiences with their characters. It was then he heard some familiar voices.

"You've finally realized why your here. After everything you've put me through you shouldn't be surprised."

"Gaston? Why are you? Look you are a very complicated villain and I..."

"Just shut up, I can handle failing with Belle, that was all me but look at these women that you have a thing for that you made me fall in love with. Nani, Esmeralda, at least Maleficent is a villain."

"Have a thing for? I don't really..."

"Don't really what? Understand you can't play god with people feelings. I trusted you, I thought you knew me, but I was wrong.

"Daffy? You couldn't have betrayed me, I know your egotistical but.."
Just then a shot was fired next to Josh making small hole in the floor, it was like there where two of him.

"Who are you talking to Daffy or Dodgers. Just because we are both supposedly Daffy, we are nothing alike. Your despicable, how often do you really ever use wither of us anyway?

"Look, its nothing personal I just have to think of a better plot idea for you."

"Better plot idea? Is that why you made me? Or is it because of your true feelings. You always felt nothing toward your parents even in elementary school you only pretended to care didn't you?

"Well Kassem I...I mean....its just....."

"Look at you, can't even defend yourself. You are so hypocritical you made me just to play another persons father. Enjoy your stay, your going to atone for everything you've done to the three of us and every other character you've had.

[megara]

“Let me get this straight…” muttered Susan, leaning back in her chair as she spoke, “the assembled characters are out for revenge against those that play them, for everything they’ve inflicted upon them?” She took a sip of the cup of tea in her hands, looking down at the girl sat opposite her at the other side of the small table.

“I never said it made sense,” replied Alice, pouring herself a cup of tea as she answered. She reached to take the drink, however at that moment Djali poked his head up over the top of the table and slurped the beverage up instead.

“Dang right it doesn’t make sense,” replied Susan, giggling slightly at Alice’s expression as the goat stole her tea, “wait, you’re not planning the same are you?” Her expression suddenly changed to one of concern as she looked around at the characters assembled.

“Don’t be silly sugar!” chimed in Rosetta, who was perched on the mantelpiece nearby, “why, we like you.” She nudged Vidia, who had been sat next to her girlfriend not paying much attention. The air-fairy paused, before reluctantly adding: “you’re not that bad I suppose.” Susan smiled appreciatively at her characters, a fresh wave of liking for them washing over her.

“We had to bring you here,” explained Bianca, who was sat elegantly on the edge of the teapot, “it was the only way to hide you from the others.”

“Others?” Concern flashed across Susan’s face once again at the notion that there might be characters out to get her as well.

“Oh my… it’s just that the villainesses aren’t exactly fond of you,” explained the mouse regretfully, “Miss Shego hasn’t been the same since Jessica left, and Miss Jadis is just a bully. Why, she has no manners at all!” Bianca bristled slightly, before calming herself again and preening her hair absent-mindedly with one hand. At that moment Djali, clearly sensing his RP’s distress, placed his head in her lap, bleating in a soothing manner.

“Well ladies,” began Alice, who seemed to be the assumed leader of the assembled group, “whatever shall we do? I do think we should try and stop this.”

“A rescue?” asked Vidia scathingly, “you do realise that attempting one would be suicide, even for one of my talents.” Rosetta laughed, pushing the fast-flying fairy away playfully.

“Don’t be such a sour puss Vids,” she replied, her tone becoming slightly more serious as she remembered the matter at hand, “I do declare that if there’s one legacy that Uncle Walt left behind, it’s that nothing is impossible.” The assembled group nodded in agreement at this, thoughts cast back to the man who was responsible for them all existing in the first place.

“It is a pity he is no longer with us,” commented Bianca, voicing the thought they were all sharing, “he would fix this in an instant.”

[merryweather]

"Lene! How good to see you, dear! But what are you doing here?" said Flora. All the three fairies had a puzzled expression on their faces, and Lene had to laugh. They all looked the same for once.
"I am here so that you can get your revenge! The characers are having a revolution. I was waiting for you to drag me into the computer, but nothing has happened, so here I am." said the roleplayer, and started to scratch her head, looking puzzled as well.
"But we have nothing to be angry at you for, dear!" said Fauna, with the agreeing nods from her sisters.
"No, you're our friend! You got us reunited with Rose!" said Merryweather.
"Oh, come on! There must be something you're mad at me for?" Lene looked at the three fairies and tried to think through her posts. Then she realized:
"Hah! I made you argue again! Come with me now." she said as she started pulling her characters all the way to Mala Hide, and the three fairies weren't resisting until they recognised the road.
"Wh-where are you taking us? Ma-Mala Hide? Nooo, Lene, Noo!" Merryweather started to get cold feet and stopped walking.
"Oh, come on! She won't do anything! It's you who are getting revenge! I have to pay for what I've done to you! Go on, now!"
"But you haven't done anything wrong, have you, dear?" said Fauna, who had also stopped walking. They all thought this was pretty ridiculous.
"I made you argue!" said Lene. The fairies sighed and continued to walk, through the dark and gloomy halls and into the large room where all the other characters and roleplayers were waiting.
"I don't like this..." said Merryweather and looked up at her roleplayer with widened eyes.
"I mean, look around!" Flora whispered.
"Is this really a good idea?" said Fauna.
"I made you argue!" said Lene, pointing at them.

(I'm sorry for the crappy post...)

[Maleficent]

Maleficent's voice appeared right behind the three fairies.

"Ooooh, the street rabble! Are you revolting against your rp'er too? Awww, that's too gullible. Really."

She was interrupted by her rp'ers angry outburst.

"Now, what did I do to you?" Linda said again, in a quite angry tone.

Esmeralda glared at her.

"First you give me Kovu. Then you take Kovu away and forces me to MARRY PHOEBUS!!! I HATE PHOEBUS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!! Then you get Kovu into a relationship with Jessica Rabbit and makes me fall in love with PETER PEVENSIE?? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! Why don't I just kill you right now?"

Marina whacked her rp'ers butt with her sword.

"You wouldn't happen to know why I get so little action, do you?" she said in a threatening voice. "You aren't exactly the most exciting rp'er to work for. Make me more active, or I'll have you walk the plank!"

Tulio slammed his rp'er into the wall (after checking she didn't hurt herself, since he after all was a gentleman)

"I don't mind you marrying me to Elisa, but if you give me to CANDY, I swear by the Gods you will regret it. Wait - I am a god! I swear by MYSELF you will regret it! HAH!!!"

[pussinboots]

Ok Clop, i give you three seconds to get off me or your balls are gonna regret it, Janne snarled annoyed at the devilish smirking gypsy king who pinned her to the ground after his attempt of strangling her had failed.

That`s another thing; those silly nicknames.
Oh gimme a break, his rp`er interrupted him, doing exactly as she`d threatened.

Throwing a brief glance at the pained gypsy crouching at the floor, knowing this probably didn`t to much to favor their relationship.

Though the young blonde very soon got other things to worry about, she discovered as she felt a sharp stinging pain in her leg.
Looking down she caught sight of Puss sharpening his claws on her.
Nice kitty? she tried, only to receive a hiss in return.

Caaaan you feel the love tonight, the bloody ( ;D ) rp`er sung sarcastically, trying to keep the pain from her voice as she carefully pried the cat off. Said cat eventually loosened his grip, finding he`d probably stated his point pretty clear.

Undeniable.

Raising an eyebrow in a combination of amusement and puzzlement, Janne noticed the few more unlikely characters present.

meeting the pained and angered gaze of her beloved, though greatly tortured hunchback "friend" with a stubborn one of her own.

Just when she was about to speak, a loud rant pierced the air, sending her into a gigglefit.
Looks like someone isn`t all that happy with their men, she whistled despite the seriousness of the situation.

so what exactly is the plan, she nonchalantly addressed no one particular in the room, denying that little sting of fear at the angry faces around her. Maleficent`s in particular. Give us the pen and paper treatment like last time?
That worked well i must say, she added, allowing herself a sarcastic comment.